December 11, 2020

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11th, 2020 - “Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art!”
Eleanor Roosevelt

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2020 - THIRD SUNDAY OF ADVENT - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

AND AT 3:30 Virtual Dickens Reading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Ghana, Halidu manages a prosperous and bustling training centre where he teaches kente weaving and dressmaking. When Halidu was young, he developed a sore that led to his leg being amputated. During his recovery, Halidu enrolled in a PWS&D supported program that equips people with disabilities with skills to obtain a livelihood. During workshops, he learned vocational skills that included weaving, tailoring and dressmaking. Today, Halidu is using what he learned during his recovery to lead a healthy, productive life and run a successful business.

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MONDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will resume at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Longest Night service at 7:30

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2020 - Christmas Eve Service, 7:00 – at the conclusion of the service, if you wish to stay online, there will be a short communion service.

STUFF:

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red) … I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!

Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up!!

evil whispered to me – “I am coming for you” I whispered back – “bring pizza”….

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected…..

Chocolate is God’s way of telling us that he likes us a little bit chubby ….

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult …….

Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started …

During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends??

Have a good week - stay safe. MB