December 4, 2020

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 2020 - “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5th, 2020 - JAZZ & REFLECTION – 12/5th – 31st. Jazz vocalist Alana Bridgewater and Nathan Hiltz celebrate the Christmas season with a video of holiday classsics. The video link is available through Eventbright or by going to

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2020 - Second Sunday in Advent – join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. Our student, Cole Kim will be preaching.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Malawi, 20 year old Layton had been engaging in unsafe sexual behaviours. Several of Layton’s friends attended PWS&D’s supported youth clubs where they would get together and discuss how to achieve a world without AIDS. His friends warned him about the consequences of his actions and shared information they learned at the youth club. Layton never thought to attend these meetings until one day when his friends persuaded him to get an HIV test. Anxious about the results – which eventually came back negative – Layton knew he needed to change his life. Deciding to join the youth club himself, he reflected, “I think my friends from youth club saved my life. I joined them so that we can save many from such behaviours.”

NOTE: Our new tenants for the church basement are making great progress in preparing to move in during the month of December. There are still one or two things that we at Beaches need to do to clear out some of the space. In the old kitchen, in the basement, there is some old furniture in it. (two bookcases, a rocking chair, a desk are the main items.) They were donated many years ago as potential furniture for our refugee family, but are not in great shape and surplus to requirements. I would like to carry them out to the street and leave them there for scavengers to pick up, but need help. Each item feels like it would take just a couple of people to lift. On the current schedule it would be good to have these items moved out by the end of next week. If anyone thinks that they can assist with this, please contact me with your availability over next week. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . If we had four people I think it could all be done in under an hour. Thanks.
Michael Brett

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will NOT be meeting this evening. It will resume December 14th.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

Sunday, December 13th, 2020 - 3:30 – Beaches first ever ‘virtual’ reading of Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ …… we invite everyone to join us and in preparation we are asking people to send us their favourite recipes for Christmas munchies so that we can circulate these beforehand. We hope people will have drinks and munchies at home while enjoying the event. Please send your recipes to the church office before next Wednesday – December 9th – so that we can circulate them with Tid Bits in time for us to bake for the event. Thanks - Michael Brett

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15th, 2020 - Deadline for donations for the Boarding Homes Gift Bags.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Beaches Longest Night Service

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2020 - 6:30 – Christmas Eve Service


Hotel Japan -- You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest - It is strictly forbidden in our Black Forest Camping site, that people of different sex, for instance, Men and Women, live together in one tent, unless they are married with each other for this purpose.

Tokyo Hotel - Guests are requested not to smoke, or do other disgusting behaviours in bed!

Ad for Donkey rides in Thailand - Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Airline Ticket Office, Copenhagen - We take your bags and send them in all directions.

A laundry in Rome - Ladies, leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time.

A Tokyo Bar - Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery - You are welcome to visit the cemetery, where famous Russian and Soviet Composers, Artists and writers are buried daily, except Thursday.

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window -- If front is closed, please enter through my backsid

Have a good week - stay safe MB