September 25, 2020

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2020 - “Peace is the reason I go to commune with Mother earth and peace is the gift I am offered in return.” Richard Wagamese

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th, 2020 - Climate Change March. 3:00 – 4:30 Join a safe march from Williamson Road School to Kew Gardens to show support for climate action. Homemade signs welcome. Event features speakers.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. (Instructions for Zoom to follow)

MISSION CAPSULES: New Church development. Partnership. International mission Staff. Theological colleges. Healing and reconciliation. Leadership development. Congregational support. And so much more! Today, on Presbyterians Sharing Sunday, we celebrate the generosity of congregations across Canada who support our church’s mission and ministry. As we encourage and equip one another and teach about love, faith and hope, we are proclaiming the good news of the gospel in Canada and around the world.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th, 2020 - Theology on Tap meet at 7:00 via Zoom to continue the discussion. For information about joining in contact M.J. or Erin

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather, as usual, at 9:30.

NOTE: Beaches Session have been in discussion about the reopening of the church for worship. We are looking, at this point, in holding services beginning October 3rd. We will be following Public Health guidelines and a crew will be cleaning the sanctuary in preparation. It will be different, there will be no singing, the pews will be marked as to where Beaches people can sit, for those of you who choose or who are uncomfortable we will continue to broadcast the service via zoom. For further information, talk to your elder, if you don’t know who that is, talk to another elder or call the office.

MORE PUNS;

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger”.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “Dam”…

Two Inuit sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron”. The other says “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive”,,,,

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Have a good week – be safe. MB

PS - I have run out of ridiculous things to add to this page. Send me what you have, please