September 25, 2019

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th, 2019 - “Middle age is when our hair starts turning from gray to black.” Anonymous

THURSDAY, SEPTEMEBER 26th, 2019 - Free Senior’s Movie at the Fox – “Yesterday” – doors open at 10:00 am, movie starts at 10:30 am

AND later the same day – The Vatican Deception at the Fox – Stark Productions present a documentary that examines exceptional prophecies published by the Vatican and an escalating conflict that prophecy says is leading to global ruin. Check East Metro News for more details.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th, 2019 - Historical Walk with Gene Domagala – 1:00 – This Norway Village Walk begins at the northwest corner of Kingston Road and Woodbine Avenue.

AND – Rummage and Book Sale at Hope United Church – Main & Danforth. 10:30 – 12:30

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29th, 2019 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: New church development Partnership. International mission staff. Theological colleges. Healing and reconciliation. Leadership development. Congregational support. And so much more! Today is Presbyterians Sharing Sunday, September 29th, a time to celebrate the impact our church’s mission and ministry programs are having across Canada and around the world. As we encourage and equip one another and teach about love, faith and hope, we proclaim the good news of the Gospel.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th, 2019 - Theology on Tap meets at the Beacher Café - 7:00 - all are welcome.

ALSO – Candidates Debate for Beaches-East York at Kingston Road United Church. 7:00 – 8:30 - Hosted by Balmy Beach Residents Association; Community Centre 55 and Beach Metro News. Moderator is Alan Carter with panel members from Beach Metro News and the Balmy Beach Residents Association. Questions will be asked by the panel members and from residents for the candidates can be emailed to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

COMING UP: Our next Jazz Service will be Thanksgiving Sunday.

More “Laws”

Law of the Bath - when the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are dressed totally inappropriately or you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work. IT WILL!!!

Law of Biomechanics – the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater & Football Stadium - At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks on the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people are also very surly.

Coffee Law – as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

Have a good week - MB