September 17, 2019

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17th, 2019 - “Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.” Anonymous

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th – OCTOBER 6th, 2019 - September at Studio 888, foot of Spruce Hill Road. Painted Pieces by Marina Hanacek inspired by natural and man-made forms and textures. Wednesday – Sunday 12:00 – 4:00

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 20th – SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2019 - “Art in the Beach” show and sale at Beach United Church. Friday 6:00 – 9:00; Saturday and Sunday 10:00 – 5:00

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2019 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: For over 90 years, Tyndale St. Georges Community Centre has offered empowering supportive programs and services to the community of Little Burgundy in south west Montreal. As one of the few English community centres in the city, Tyndale’s programs include early literacy programs for preschoolers, after-school programming and day camps for school-aged children and life skills training for adults. Located in an area that faces challenges related to poverty and has a high concentration of single parent families, the centre is committed to ensuring that each member of the community has the opportunity and skills needed to realize their full potential.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2019 - Theology on Tap meet at the Beacher Café at 7:00. Think about joining in for great discussions.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th, 2019 - Beaches Prayer Group – 9:30 in the Prayer Room

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th, 2019 - Beaches Boarding Homes team gather at 6:00

LAWS OF THE LAND!!

Law of Centrifugal Malfeasance - The likelihood that a wrench will slip and mar the surface is directly proportional to the newness of the surface.

Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee.

Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal, someone always answers.

Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes) the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

Have a good week - MB