May 2, 2019

THURSDAY, MAY 2nd, 2019 - “You’re at that age when everything Mother Nature gave you, Father Time is taking Away.” Milton Berle

FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, MAY 3rd, 4th & 5th, 2019 - Beaches Annual Studio Tour. Friday, 6:00 – 9:00; Saturday 10:00 – 6:00 and Sunday 11:00 – 6:00 – featuring 18 local artists. Info – www.beachstudiotour.ca

SATURDAY, MAY 4th, 2019 – 4:30 – Jazz & Refections at Beach United Church. Jazz pianist Danae Olano, joined by Jane Bunnett on Saxaphone.

SATURDAY, MAY 4th, 2019 - 8:00 - Academy Concert Series present “A Poe Cabaret” at Eastminster United Church, 310 Danforth Avenue – featuring Tom Allen, Lori Gemmell, Sheila Jaffe, Bethany Bergman, Emily Eng and Kerri McGonigle – tickets $20:00

SUNDAY, MAY 5th, 2019 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: The Stewards By Design conference wraps up today after three days of intensive keynote presentations and workshops. The conference focused on connecting stewardship to the mission and ministry of the church and growing generous givers. Led by enthusiastic and abundant living; expand and strengthen their mission and ministry; make generous giving an ongoing, joyful experience; and develop a concrete plan suited for their unique situation. A past participant shared, “ the sessions were a true blessing for us all. We learned much and now we have much to teach.”

MONDAY, MAY 6th, 2019 - Theology on Tap will be meeting at the Beacher at 7:00. The study is a book about Calvin … to quote M.J. “the warm fuzzy side of Calvin”

TUESDAY, MAY 7th, 12019 - 7:30 - Toronto Community Orchestra – their Spring Concert at Eastminster United Church, north side of Danforth at Jackman, Free admission – donations gratefully received.

More Lexophiles

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now!

A bicycle can’t stand alone. It’s just two tired …

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered …

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed …

When she saw her first strand of gray hair she thought she’d dye ….

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it …

And the New York Times winner was - Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end…..

Have a good week - I need more items to draw from - MB