March 21, 2019

THURSDAY, MARCH 21st, 2019 - SPRING – I saw a robin yesterday morning!!!

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.!” George Bernard Shaw

SUNDAY, MARCH 24TH, 2019 - 3:30 - A production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat will be presented at St. Anne’s Anglican Church, 270 Gladstone Avenue. Tickets - $15:00 in advance – At the door - $20.00 Note – the interior of this church was painted by the Group of Seven.

SUNDAY, MARCH 24th, 2019 - Third Sunday of Lent – join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church in Picton, Ontario is building relationships with Indigenous people through the celebration of Indigenous art and culture. The church is now home to the largest Indigenous mural on a church in Canada. The congregation received permission by award-winning Metis visual artist and author Christi Belcourt to reproduce her Art Gallery of Ontario commissioned piece, Wisdom of the Universe. A team of Toronto muralists spent one week recreating the 37’ x 36’ mural on the church’s north exterior wall. The entire mural is comprised of dots to represent beadwork, which is a common theme in much of Belcourt’s work.

MONDAY, MARCH 25th, 2019 - 7:00 - Theology on Tap continues at The Beacher Café

THURSDAY, MARCH 28th, 2019 - Free Senior’s movie at the Fox - “Green Book” doors open at 10:00 am

MONDAY, APRIL 1st, 2019 - Valuation Clinic at Community 55 – 2:00 – 4:00 – Treasures Antiques and Appraisals of Oakville will be onsite to evaluate antiques, heirlooms, artwork, jewellery etc. Find out what your items are worth. $5:00 fee.

MORE PUNS:

Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?

I used to be allergic to soap but I’m clean now

The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

What is a thesaurus’s favourite dessert? Synonym Buns.

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound!

Have a good week MB