February 28, 2019

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, 2019 - “Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” Charles Schultz

SATURDAY, MARCH 2nd, 2019 - Jazz & Reflections at Beach United Church, Wineva, featuring Bill McBirnie, flute and Bernie Senensky, piano. 4:30 – 5:15

SUNDAY, MARCH 3rd, 2019 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: Access to information and services for reproductive health rights remains a significant challenge for women around the world, especially in poor communities. Many women are not able to decide if or when they have children, or how many girls forced into early marriages are made vulnerable to sexually transmitted infections and early pregnancy. It is proven time and again that empowering women helps improve economic growth and development – part of this must be access to necessary health services and the ability to make decisions about their bodies. PWS&D is responding in India to raise awareness of sexual and reproductive health and provide women and girls with a network of support so they can decide their own futures. PWS&D ensures health, education and safety for women.

MONDAY, MARCH 4th, 2019 - Theology on Tap will not be meeting this week. We will resume March 11th and will be studying Shaking Hands with the Devil by Romeo D’allaire

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6th, 2019 - WELCOME TO LENT – Ash Wednesday service at 7:30 – a reflective service of prayers and readings led by Rev. M.J. Perry

NOTE: So far, 50 people have committed to march in this years Pride Parade on June 23rd, under the banner of “Presbyterian Pride” – our goal is to have 100.


GARGOYLE (N) olive flavoured mouthwash

FLATULENCE (N) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

BALDERDASH (N) a rapidly receding hairline.

TESTICLE (N) a humorous question on an exam.

OYSTER (N) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms

FRISBEETARIANISM (N) (back by popular demand) The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

BOZONE (N) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

CASHTRATION (N) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

GIRAFFITI (N) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Have a good week - MB