November 23, 2018

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23rd, 2018 - “The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence” Art Linkletter

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24th, 2018 - Christmas Fair at Calvary Baptist Church, Main Street, 10:00 – 2:00 – lots of crafts and gifts and the largest table of homemade food in the Beach.

AND – Soundwave Café at Beach United Church, 2:30 – 4:00 – featuring Canadian folk singer/songwriter Sarah Hiltz performing.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25th, 2018 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

During Advent, Beaches Choir CD’s will be offered for sale. These wonderful CD’s make excellent stocking stuffers and/or Christmas gifts. They are being offered at $5:00 each.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25th, 2018 - 1:00 - Santa Claus parade on Kingston Road

MISSION CAPSULES: Did you know that you can find love letters among the thousands of documents housed in the Presbyterian Church in Canada’s Archives? Last year the Archives received a gift of 73 beautifully preserved, handwritten letters that revealed a year-long courtship over many miles between Dr. McQueen and his future wife, Miss Catherine Robertson of Strabane, Ontario. The Rev. McQueen served at First Presbyterian Church in Edmonton, arriving in 1887 and remaining for 43 years. Dr. McQueen was the only person to serve twice as Moderator of the General Assembly. Miss Robertson served as a missionary in Canada with the Women’s Missionary Society. David and Catherine’s exchanges date from September 1889 – September 1890. Through beautiful script containing poetry and prose, their growing love to one another is revealed as is their draw to western Canada and a mutual commitment to serve the church.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26th, 2018 - Theology on Tap will meet at 7:00 at the Beacher Café. This will be the last meeting during Advent - plan to meet up again January 7th, 2019.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2018 - Free Seniors’ movie – “The Wife” starring Glenn Close at the Fox. 10:30 am


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2nd, 2018 – Advent 1 - morning worship at 10:00 – followed by Advent Pot Luck lunch.

Also, Toronto Beach Chorale presents an uplifting concert celebrating the Christmas season. Music includes Bach’s Cantata 147 (Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring) as well as Buxtehude’s Magnificat. Carols and motets by Bruckner, Hasslet, Mendelssohn, Palestrina, Reger and Rachmaninov. - 7:30 - Kingston Road United Church. Admission $25:00 ($30:00 at the door)

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2018 - 7:30 – Women’s Pot Luck and concert. Dessert and goodies. Music presented by Hugh Donnelley and David Linderman of the Lost Pilgrims. This is in support of Arise Ministries.


The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Have a good week - M