November 15, 2018

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, 2018 - “Being a living legend is better than being a dead legend.” George Burns

Check out the variety of Christmas Craft Sales around our neighbourhood this weekend.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18th, 2018 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.


MISSION CAPSULES: During the Advent season, we celebrate God’s amazing gift – Jesus!! This gift changed the world. Inspired by God’s overwhelming generosity, we too work to make a difference for our sisters and brothers across the globe. Each week of Advent, PWS&D challenges individuals and congregations to share the gifts of hope, peace, joy and love with those living in some of the most vulnerable communities in the world. In the midst of poverty, injustice and disaster, the Christ light shines. To help create bright futures through the Advent Challenge, visit

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19th, 2018 - Theology on Tap at the Beacher Café – 7:00

NOTE: A pre-Christmas sale of special music in support of our Refugee Fund!

Beaches Choir CD’s will, once again, be offered for sale in the Narthex! Through the years, Beaches Choir has made a series of four professionally produced CD’s – including a CD of Christmas music.

Don’t miss this opportunity to support the Refugee Fund and to listen to this wonderful music. These CD’s make excellent Christmas gifts! $10:00 each OR two or more for $8:00 each.


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2nd, 2018 - Annual Advent Pot Luck lunch – there will be no sign up sheet so it will be a real Pot Luck!

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2018 - 7:30 – Women’s Pot Luck dinner and Concert – featuring Hugh Donnelly and David Linderman of The Lost Pilgrims. Bring food to share and your joy. This is in support of Arise Ministry.


Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria

Teacher: John why are you doing your math on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No Sir, it’s the same dog.

Teacher: Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Have a good week - MB