August 29, 2017

TUESDAY, AUGUST 29th, 2017 - “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?” “Supposing it didn’t” said Pooh, after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 29th, 2017 - Tuesday’s at Fallingbrook. - 7:00 - Last mid week service for the summer led by the Lost Pilgrims Band. Dinner at 6:00 …

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30th, 2017 - Mid Week Worship at Beaches – 7:30 – last service for the summer. Join us for a quiet, casual, comtemplative hour.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2017 - join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. M.J.Perry leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Guatemala, the Francisco Coll School sits on a landfill site surrounded by shelters built by families trying to make ends meet by collecting trash. With the support of PWS&D Francisco Coll is providing vulnerable boys and girls with a proper education in a safe environment. Maria Herrera, a student at Francisco Coll, dreams of graduating from university and becoming an administrator. Her mother doesn’t have a reliable income, but with support from PWS&D she can continue going to the school she loves. In a letter thanking PWS&D for its support she says, “I ask God that every day you have good health and blessings and that you continue to be able to help adolescents achieve their dreams and goals, like me.”

RIDDLE: Who remembers the rhyme – “As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives? So, how many??

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, 2017 - Theology on Tap continues the discussion at The Beacher Café

MORE FROM THE CYNICAL PHILOSOPHER

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it keep the kids in touch.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a bathrobe before you start looking like a mental patient.

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis and he stayed drunk!

Have a good week MB