March 16, 2017

THURSDAY, MARCH 16th, 2017 - On November 26th, 1911, three men were hanged at Green berry Hill in London, England, after being convicted of the murder of Sir Edmund Berry. Their names were, Green, Berry and Hill.

SUNDAY, MARCH 19th, 2017 - Third Sunday of Lent – join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: Worldwide, 663 million people live without improved drinking water sources. A lack of clean water is a significant development challenge. In areas of the world where access to water is limited, local PWS&D partners are responding to improve water sources, build new ones and train volunteers to maintain wells. Support to improve sanitation ensures water stays clean and prevents the spread of illness. PWS&D equips communities to build hand-washing facilities and latrines and educates members about proper hygiene. The results of this program are transformative and far reaching - clean water allows women and men to harvest crops, care for their families, expand their livelihoods and lead healthy, productive lives.

MONDAY, MARCH 20th, 2017 - Theology on Tap – discussion centers on the book The Politics of Jesus by Overy Hendricks. Join in at Castro’s Pub, - 7:30 – N/S Queen east of Wineva

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22nd, 2017 - St. Andrew’s Lenten Meditation Series. This week – Richard Chambers, U of T – 12 noon organ recital; 12:15 – 12:45 meditation; l12:45 lunch.

Presbyterian College has prepared a daily devotional for Lent.


SUNDAY, APRIL 9th, 2017 - Palm Sunday – Jazz Service followed by a SERVICE OF RECOGNITION for Katherine McCloskey.

THURSDAY, APRIL 13th, 2017 - 6:30 Maundy Thursday, dinner and service.

FRIDAY, APRIL 14th, 2017 - Good Friday.

SUNDAY, APRIL 16th, 2017 - Easter Sunday

SATURDAY, APRIL 29th, 2017 - Spring Thaw Concert at Beaches


The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Have a good week - MB