November 03, 2016

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3rd, 2016 - Since all British passports are issued in Queen Elizabeth's name, she herself does not have one.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4th, 2016 - 6:30 - Women's Pot Luck dinner, hosted by Heather Crisp.

Tis the Season for Christmas Bazaars - the list is too long - check your copy of East Metro News. Happy shopping.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6th, 2016 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6th, 2016 - Don't forget to turn your clocks back.

MISSION CAPSULES: During the Advent season, we celebrate God's amazing gift - Jesus! This gift changed the world. It is with this same spirit of generosity that we too can make a difference for our sisters and brothers across the globe. Each week of Advent, PWS&D challenges individuals and congregations to share the gifts of hope, peace, joy and love with those living in some of the most vulnerable communities in the world. In the midst of poverty, injustice and disaster, the Christ light shines.

ANNOUNCEMENT; Over the past 17 years, or so, our team have, every Monday, of every week, visited a Boarding Home in the Beach. They have done this without fail and have provided friendship, music, sharing, food etc. Most of all they have been Christ to these ten men. It has taken several of the men, years before they were completely comfortable and trusting, but in the long term, our team have been the most important visit that they have had. Unfortunately, the Boarding House itself, has been sold and the men have had to disperse and make new living arrangements. This is a very sad event for our team, the Ministry itself and for the Boarding Homes residents. Please hold them all in your prayers.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th, 2016 - Celebrating 50 years of women in Ordained Ministry. Worship leaders are The Rev. Dr. Dorcas Gordon, Principal of Knox College; The Rev. Dr. Sarah Travis, Minister in Residence of Knox College. Clarkson Road Presbyterian Church, Mississauga.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13th, 2016 - Beaches Jazz service -

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12th, 2016 - Glen Soderholm in Concert, Central Presbyterian Church, Hamilton, Ontario


On most brands of Christmas lights - 'for indoor or outdoor use only'

On a Japanese food processor - 'not to be used for the other use' ??

On a Westjet packet of nuts - 'instructions: open packet, eat nuts'

On a child's Superman costume - 'wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'

On a Canadian Tire chainsaw - 'do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals' ??

have a good week - MB