September 15, 2016

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th, 2016 - "Switzerland has everything to offer in life except conversation." Dowager Lady Grantham, Downton Abbey

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18th, 2016 - Leslieville Flea Market at the Ashbridge Estate. 60 vendors selling vintage, salvaged, antiques, collectibles. etc

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18th, 2016 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Jacob Lee leading.

MISSION CAPSULES:

An unprecendented number of people around the world are suffering as a result of violent conflict. While war has always been a part of human history, the nature of armed conflict has changed. More than ever, victims of violence are non-combatants. Women, men and children endure displacement, hunger and unthinkable trauma. When war strikes, as Christians, we are called to be peacemakers. PWS&D's Be a Peacemaker campaign provides relief and support to families suffering the devastating effects of war. PWS&D's response has provided food aid and essential non-food items to thousands of vulnerable families - restoring their strength and hope as they face each uncertain day.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 1st, 2016 - Willowdale Presbyterian Church is having a garage sale - 9:30 - 2:00. Refreshments and kids activities. Proceeds to Presbyterian Missions.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15th, 2016 - Henri Nouwen Event at Tyndale. One day workshop led by Rev. John Ortbert on the subject "The Wounded Healer". Rooted in Nouwen's perspective, Ortberg will explore the theme of "wintery spirituality" the season where God works actively through us to hear and restore others despite our own brokenness, wounds and inadequacies.

MORE:

RAC Motoring Services

Caller: Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?

Operator: Does the product name give you a clue?

Caller: If I register my car in France and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car!?

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Tech Support: I need you to right click on the Open Desktop.

Customer: OK

Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?

Customer: No

Tech Support: OK - Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?

Customer: No

Tech Support: OK sir, can you tell what you have done up until this point?

Customer: Sure. You told me to write 'click" and I wrote "click"

Tech Support: OK - at the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the OK button displayed?

Customer: Wow - how can you see my screen from there?

Have a good week - MB