September 08, 2016

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th, 2016 - "A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory!!"

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2016 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Jacob Lee leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULES:

Presbyterians Sharing ... supports Almanarah church in London, Ontario, which provides community for Arabic speaking immigrants who came to Canada from the Middle East. Many people's lives have been touched by the ministry, and their stories are incredible and encouraging. A member who recently arrived from Iraq, shares "when we came to Canada, we felt like strangers. I had a huge need to find good and honest friends who spoke my language and knew my culture, to help and support and guide us during our first days in Canada. I thank God I have found Almanarah Church, my new family in Canada. I am not a stranger any more. I consider Almanarah as a mother who gathers her children, provides love and care, carries the heavy load, encourages and guides them to success, and strengthens their faith."

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2016 - 9/11 Remembrance Service at Millennium Gardens, Coxwell & Eastern Ave's 1:00 pm

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14th, 2016 - Climate Change meeting at Beach United Church, Wineva & Queen, 7:00 pm - panel of experts will discuss how individuals, businesses and governments can fight climate change.

TECH SUPPORT:

Customer: I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through, can you help?

Operator: Where did you get that number, sir?

Customer: It's on the door of your business.

Operator: Sir, those are the hours that we are open!

Samsung Electronics

Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?

Operator I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.

Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?

Operator: I think it means the telephone plug on the wall!

Directory enquiries:

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please.

Operator: I'm sorry there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?

Caller: Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar, but the "B" fell off!

And this one ...

Caller: I am looking for a knitwear company in Woven

Operator: Woven, are you sure?

Caller: Yes, that's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland!

Have a good week - MB