October 07, 2015

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7th, 2015 - I was in Metro this morning and they had PINK, RED, BEIGE & YELLOW PUMPKINS!! Now that's just wrong! They did have some orange ones as well.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11th, 2015 - Thanksgiving Weekend - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Rafael Vallejo leading. We will celebrate Communion.

MISSION CAPSULES: Presbyterians Sharing ... supports Amy Zavitz as she serves for nine months as a Young Adult Intern in Malawi with our long-standing partner, The Church of Central Africa Presbyterian in the Synod of Livingstonia. Amy, a recent graduate in Environmental and Resource Studies from the University of Waterloo, is excited about her work with the PWS&D supported Livingstonia Synod AIDS Program, where she is participating in training and monitoring visits to the community, writing case stories, editing reports and working on their website. She will also have the opportunity to be involved in the work of the Synod of Livingstonia Development Program and the Ekwendeni Hospital AIDS Program. When asked before departing what excited her most about going to Malawi, Amy replied, "I am really looking forward to the learning opportunities and personal growth that this experience will provide."

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22nd, 2015 - 7:00pm - Erin Sclisizzi and Mary Rae Shantz will be hosting a session on Young Children in Worship for people who are interested in teaching our children up to six years of age in the Worship Center.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29th, 2015 - Cancer Proof your home and body. 7:00 - 8:30 Beach United Church, Wineva & Queen. Tickets $5:00 at Hoopers Pharmacy.


It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children's story. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?' The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my mom says it's a bitch to iron!"

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer ... she read ...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused and asked the class, "and what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Cow a talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to continue the story for the next ten minutes.

Have a good week and Happy Thanksgiving - MB