April 08, 2015

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8th, 2015 - "Pure dark chocolate has over 600 flavour compounds, while red wine has just 200"

FRIDAY, APRIL 10th, 2015 - The final Lenten movie is "Saint Vincent" featuring Bill Murray, Naomi Watts and Melissa McCarthy. We will gather at the Sclisizzi/Stryker home at 7:00 - 140 Cornell Avenue, east of Fallingbrook, west of Warden, north of Kingston Road.

SUNDAY, APRIL 12th, 2015 - Join us for morning worship at 10:30 - Rev. Don Muir leading. We will celebrate Communion.

MISSION CAPSULES: The Reverends John Wyminga and Shannon Bell-Wyminga find that it is often in the unplanned informal times that God works most effectively in Cariboo Ministry's Nazko and Area Dakelh Outreach. At a recent anniversary celebration, John and Shannon experienced many opportunities to share and pray with people, who shared stories of grief, spiritual concerns and thankfulness. Shannon shares, "No church building in sight, no formal worship or organized programs. We were just present with people. Our presence is a reminder that there is a Creator out there who cares for them and wants a relationship with them." Our Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support this ministry in B.C.'s remote Cariboo region.

FRIDAY, APRIL 17th, 2015 at 7:30 SATURDAY APRIL 18th, 2015 at 3:00 FRIDAY, APRIL 24th, 2015 at 7:30 SATURDAY, APRIL 25th, 2015 at 3:00 - Knob Hill United Church Community players present Godspell. Tickets $15:00 adults $10:00 students. 23 Gage Avenue, Scarborough

MORE FROM THE DARWIN AWARDS:

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 6 A.M. flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the robber ordered onion rings. The clerk said those were not available on the breakfast menu. The frustrated robber, walked away.

A man attempted to siphon gas from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose. He got more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said the man admitted to trying to steal gas, but he plugged his siphon hose into the sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Have a good week - MB