February 06, 2014

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6th, 2014 - "I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians" Charles de Gaulle

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9th, 2014 - Join us for morning worship at 10:30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2014 - Family Day Holiday - 3:00 pm - Indie Chill Out Concert - bring a coffee, bring a friend, bring your mother and chill to the unique sounds of local indie performers at this family friendly event. Featuring Chynna Lewis, Graham Nicholas, The Composer's Collective, as well as Julian Anderson Bowes. Beaches Presbyterian Church $15:00 - $5:00 children. For tickets and information contact the church office 416-699-5871.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21st, 2014 - Beaches Women's Pot Luck Dinner - time and place to be announced. Do mark your calendar.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd, 2014 - Beaches Annual Congregation Meeting following worship. Bring a lunch and pick up your copy of the Annual Report this coming Sunday, so you can be prepared. This is a really important meeting.

MISSION CAPSULES: Presbyterians Sharing ... is the national church fund that supports the overall mission and ministry of the Presbyterian Church in Canada. Congregations commit to raising an accepted allocation each year. Presbyterian World Service and Development is the PCC's development and relief agency. PWS&D raises funds directly from congregations and individuals and through government grants - over and above gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... International Ministries mission personnel, funded through Presbyterians Sharing ... often work with PWS&D partners.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners.

Bozone (n) the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration (n) the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Hipatitis (n) terminal coolness.

Inoculatte (v) to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Sarchasm (n) the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Have a good week - MB