January 30, 2014

THURSDAY, JANUARY 30th, 2014 - "All things in life are temporary. If it's going well, enjoy it, that won't last long. If it's going badly, don't worry, that won't last long either"!

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2014 - Beach Jazz & Reflection - Beach United Church 4:30 - 5:15 pm featuring David Occhipinti, Andrew Downing and Jim Lewis.

SUNDAY, FEB RUARY 2nd, 2014 - Join us for morning worship at 10:30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading.

AND LATER THE SAME DAY - 4:00 - 5:00 pm - Southern Ontario Chapter of the Hymn Society and Royal York Road United Church present hymns and songs of Justice, peace and joy from the past 20 years. Free will offering. (East side of Royal York Road two blocks south of Bloor). Lots of familiar faces will be in attendance. All welcome.

MISSION CAPSULES: Two Rivers Mission in Guelph, Ontario is a new worshipping community which is reaching out to people who are open to conversations about faith and spirituality and looking for community. Under the leadership of Rev. Glen Soderholm, the congregation is exploring ways to be present and attentive to where God is amongst their neighbours and friends in the places they inhabit. They gather in people's living rooms for worship, work together in a community garden. prepare and serve meals for one another and their neighbours, host coffeehouses with local entertainment and participate in a movie club. Presbyterian Sharing ... supports new church developments as they reach out to their communities in new ways.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2014 - Indie Chill-Out Concert at Beaches Presbyterian Church 3:00 pm - bring a friend and a coffee and chill out to the unique sounds of local Indie performers including Chynna Lewis, Graham Nicholas and the Composers Collective Jazz Band. $15:00 adults children $5.00

More Neologism

Gargoyle (n) olive flavoured mouthwash

Flatulence (n) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n) a rapidly receding hairline.

Oyster (n) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Frisbeetarianism (n) The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.!

Have a good week - stay warm MB