May 30, 2013

THURSDAY, MAY 30th, 2013 - "The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone!" George Roberts

SATURDAY, JUNE 1st, 2013 - Spring Fest at Birchcliff Bluffs United Church 9:00 am - 1:00 pm Bake table, books, toys, gently used household items and clothing. Bring your axe to grind and other blades! BBQ Please bring your own bags.

SUNDAY, JUNE 2nd, 2013 - Join us for morning worship, Rev. Matt McKay leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: Every year, Presbyterians Sharing ... helps bring together commissioners - ministers, diaconal ministers and ruling elders from congregations across Canada - to participate in General Assembly, the highest decision-making body of the Presbyterian Church in Canada. Assembly sets future direction for the mission and ministry that we do together. It considers and responds to overtures received from sessions, presbyteries and synods and appeals forwarded by lower courts. When needed, matters may be referred to congregations, sessions, presbyteries and synods for study and response or action. General Assembly is a time of fellowship where friendships are renewed or begun, relationships are built, and we gather together as one church.

FRIDAY, JUNE 14th, 2013 - Beaches Women's Pot Luck dinner. This one will be hosted by Robyn Allin.


If man evolved from Monkeys and Apes, why do we still have Monkeys and Apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where is the self-help section?" She said, if she told me, it would defeat the purpose!

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Where to forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Have a good week - MB