May 17, 2013

FRIDAY, MAY 17th, 2013 - "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?" Steven Wright

FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, & MONDAY, MAY 17th, 18th, 19th & 20th, 2013 - The Beach Guild of Fine Arts annual spring show and sale - "Small Paintings for Small Spaces" at the Gardeners Cottage. Friday - 3:00 - 8:00; Saturday, Sunday & Monday 10:00 - 5:00. Paintings by over 40 local artists.

SUNDAY, MAY 19th, 2013 - join us for morning worship, Rev. Matt McKay leading. Pick up a copy of the survey from the Presbytery in preparation for their visit on May 26th.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 22nd, 2013 - Information meeting about the Queen Street East Urban Design Guidelines - at the Beaches Recreation Center, Williamson Road. 7:00 - 8:00 pm.

MISSION CAPSULES: Presbyterians Sharing ... is the national church fund that supports the overall mission and ministry of The Presbyterian Church in Canada. Congregations commit to raising an accepted allocation each year. The budget for 2013 is $8 million.

Presbyterian World Service & Development is the PCC's development and relief agency. PWS&D raises funds directly from congregations and individuals and through government grants - over and above gifts to Presbyterians Sharing. International Ministries mission personnel, funded through Presbyterians Sharing, often work with PWS&D partners.

SUNDAY, MAY 19th, 2013 - Join us for morning worship, when we will be visited by a team from our Presbytery. If you are part of a committee it is important that you be there AND if you are not part of a committee it is important that you be there. Bring a lunch as they will want to talk to the congregation after service. This is an important event that happens every three or four years.


INFLATION - cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO - an insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN - a grape with a sunburn.

SECRET - something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON - a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE - the pain that drives you to extraction!

Have a good week - MB