May 08, 2013

WEDNESDAY, MAY 8th, 2013 - "I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it!" Robert Benchley

SATURDAY, MAY 11th, SUNDAY, MAY 12th, 2013 - Michael Erdman and the Cantemus Singers will hold their annual sale of perennials to benefit the Food Bank of St. Bartholomew's Church in Regent Park. 14 Lyall Avenue, 10:00 - 6:00

SUNDAY, MAY 12th, 2013 - Join us for morning worship, 10:30 am, Rev. Matt McKay leading. We will celebrate Communion and Mother's Day.

MONDAY, MAY 13th, 2013 - Join in the Community discussion re Jets at the Island Airport. East End Community Health Centre, 6:30 pm - doors open at 6:00 - hosted by Matthew Kellway, MP Beaches/East York. info 416-467-0860 www.matthewkellway.ca

MISSION CAPSULES: Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Flemingdon Gateway Mission. Serving children, youth and their families in Toronto's Flemingdon Neighbourhood, this mission is working to build resilience in children and youth. Homework support, leadership development, health and nutrition programs, structured activities and sports are enabling them to break through the poverty in which they live. Participants find love and support, gain leadership skills, overcome bullying and make lifelong friends. The Toronto District School Board has chosen the Mission's "Vision of Hope" summer camp as a placement site for summer students. Youth leaders have been mission speakers at congregations. Director Paulette Brown shares, "We are excited that the Mission is building church-community partnership and offering possibilities for the development of young leaders who are equipped to lead in Canada's diverse cultural racial and religious society."

SUNDAY, MAY 26th, 2013 - Beaches will be visited by a team from our Presbytery. They will be available to answer questions, listen while we share our joys, our challenges and our goals. They will bring with them short surveys and they will want to talk to us after service. If you are part of one of Beaches committees or ministries, it is especially important that you take part.

NOTE: Vinyl Tech Windows and Doors - who recently replaced our sanctuary windows; - would like to extend a special offer to all church members, their family members and friends, with special pricing and a donation of 5% or up to $250.00 donation to the Church in the participants name.

Whatever!!!

ADULT - a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS - the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead!

COMMITTEE - a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST - mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST - someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Have a good week - MB