September 2, 2010

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2010 - "They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint ..... Isaiah

Later - Bach at Dusk - a free concert - for info go to

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, 2010 - Picture Frame Making ($30.00) check out Linkingboomers website

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 5th, 2010 - Join us for worship at 10.30 am - Rev. Matt McKay leading - there will be no Sunday School or nursery.

NOTICE; The Canadian government just announced that it will match individual donations for Pakistan in a Pakistan Flood Relief Fund from August 2nd - September 12th, 2010. This is a great opportunity to secure additional assistance for flood-affected families. Photos are available on our website to be downloaded.

MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Anamiewigummig in Kenora, Ontario. Also called Kenora Fellowship Centre, Anamiewigummig provides a place of refuge, sanctuary and fellowship for people who live on the streets. In addition to providing clothing, food and shelter, the fellowship centre can be the first stage in a move towards a more stable lifestyle. The reverend Henry Hildebrandt writes, "What many people really desire is someone who will listen with compassion. Some need to open up with issues of grief and pain that they have bottled up for too long. Others need to share how abuse impacted their lives. Some crave a sense of belonging, acceptance and hospitality. The pastoral availability of listening, prayer and counseling is an essential aspect of the work of Anamiewigummig (House of Prayer)."


Q - How are the main 20 parts of body categorised (eg the abdomen)?

A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U!!

Q - What happens to your body as you aage?

A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q - Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

A - Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbellas.

Q - What does the word "benign" mean?

A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight!!

Q - What is a turbine?

A - Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head!!

Back to school week - have a good one. MB