April 19, 2012

THURSDAY, APRIL 19th, 2012 - "Mistakes are the portals of discovery" James Joyce

SATURDAY, APRIL 21st, 2012 - 10:30 - 12:30 - Hope United Church, Main & Danforth, Rummage & Bake Sale.

St. John's Norway Church - 2:00 pm - Daffodil Tea - join us for afternoon tea, crafts, bake table.

SUNDAY, APRIL 22nd, 2012 - Join us for morning worship, Rev. Matt McKay leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help Dr. Rick Allan, a community health physician and the Presbyterian Church of East Africa address the health and socio economic problems of HIV&AIDS. Rick is also teaching courses on community health, HIV&AIDS, sexually transmitted infections and human sexuality at the Presbyterian University of East Africa. All university students in Kenya are required to take a course in HIV AIDS, which reflects just how important the whole issue is for the nation.

SUNDAY, MAY 6th, 2012 - Beaches Presbyterian Annual General Meeting, following morning worship. This is an important meeting, please plan to stay with us - you might want to bring along a lunch.

MAY 4TH - 6TH, 2012 - ANNUAL BEACH STUDIO TOUR. Friday 6:00 - 9:00, Saturday 10:00 - 6:00, Sunday 11:00 - 6:00 - for information www.beachstudiotour.ca


Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand ..... ?

Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is ..
Teacher: No, Millie ... always say, 'I am"
Millie: All right .... ' I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Have a good week - MB