April 14, 2012

THURSDAY, APRIL 12th, 2012 - "There is no formula for success, except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings." Arthur Rubinstein

SATURDAY, APRIL 14th, 2012 - Funeral for our friend Alan Robb, Marcia Livingstone's father, will be at 2:00 pm at Beaches Presbyterian Church. Visitation at 1:00, Funeral at 2:00, Reception following.

SATURDAY, APRIL 14th, 2012 - "Where you There?" an Easter drama with music at Birchcliff Bluffs United Church, (Warden & Kingston Road) 7:30 pm - for information 416-694-4081

SUNDAY, APRIL 15th, 2012 - Join us for morning worship at 10:30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. We will celebrate the baptism of Tyler Brown, son of Cara & Richard Brown and brother to Lucas.

MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help to equip theological students who are attending our theological colleges. Knox College in Toronto, Presbyterian College in Montreal and St. Andrew's Hall in Vancouver. The Rev. Dr. Victor Cavino, now minister at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pierrefonds, Quebec, felt called to formal theological education after serving as a lay minister. He says, "I came to Presbyterian College for theological training and I got drawn into the Presbyterian Church. I really thought that it was just right for me." Let us pray for our students as they work to become faithful leaders in our churches.

MONDAY, APRIL 23rd, 2012 - 15th Annual Noon Hour Choir & Organ Concerts continue with the Hamilton Children's Choir & High Park Choirs of Toronto present The Joy of Singing, Zimfira Poloz, conductor at Roy Thomson Hall. Free admission, all concerts begin at 12:00 noon.


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here!

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Have a good week - MB