July 30, 2015

THURSDAY, JULY 30th, 2015 - "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." W.C.Fields

COMING UP: Mary and Erin will be leading a teacher training session on the Young Children and Worship curriculum, which we hope to be able to resume in September and which is suitable for children 3 - 6 years old. Date to be announced. If you are interested please contact Mary or Erin.

FRIDAY, JULY 31st, 2015 - It has been predicted that there will be a Blue Moon - hopefully it will be a clear night.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 2nd, 2015 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00, Rev. Rafael Vallejo leading. This Sunday and next, Rafael is able to join us for coffee hour. An opportunity to get to know him a little better.

A small tid bit from Rafael's Sunday sermon - "Anne Morrow Lindbergh wrote a book that is on the summer reading list of many people. The title of her small book is "A Gift From the Sea". She wrote it during a solitary retreat sojourn on a beach in Florida. There we find this quote: " The Sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy or too important. Patience, patience is what the sea teaches. Patience and faith. One should become empty, open, choiceless as a beach, waiting for a gift from the sea.

MISSION CAPSULE: Presbyterians Sharing ... supports Michelle Verwey, a nurse serving with the CNI Central Regional Board of Health Services and the MIBE Graduate School for Nurses in Indore. Michelle is working as an advisor for the PWS&D supported community health program in five different regions in Madhya Pradesh. She also works with the MIBE faculty in planning and organizing learning activities for the nursing students. Although she is based in Canada, Michelle makes regular trips to India for an average of four weeks at a time. Michelle previously served as a volunteer intern at the Graduate school for Nurses in 2010-2011 and in 2012-2013. She is excited to work once again at the school and to share her skills in project monitoring and evaluation with the community health leaders of the CRBHS project.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 4th, 2015 - 7:00 - Summer Worship at Fallingbrook Presbyterian Church.

MORE FROM THE "GRADING PAPERS"

Christians have only one spouse, this is called Monotony.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached Holy Acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

One of the Oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

The People who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels.

The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.

Have a good week - MB

 

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